Only Bought This T-Shirt so You Could Take It Off

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Made from soft, breathable combed cotton because being funny shouldn't mean being itchy. Digitally printed so the design stays crisp wash after wash.

Comes in Oversized or Regular fit. Oversized if you want to disappear into it. Regular if you have somewhere to be.

• Oversized — dropped shoulders, boxy, built for main-character energy
• Regular — true to size, for people who still iron

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Fabric: 100% Combed Cotton
Print: Digital Print
Fit: Available in Oversized & Regular